What time is the dentist? Tooth Hurty.

Went to the dentist today for a filling. Dentist decided to pull a wisdom tooth. I knew I had to be to work at 2, but I remember last time going 4wheeling after my teeth were pulled and I thought this time would be the same.

Definitely. Not. The. Same.

My tooth was a real beast. Roots under another tooth. Turned all ski-wamp-ous.

Bad. News. Bears.

So, I called in sick to work. My face is the size of a softball. I have been popping loratab every 4 hours, and drooling because it hurts to swallow.

Son of a..