Ahem.

Thought you should know,

I got the CNA job.

[!!!!!!]

100.

100 things I think about, all throughout the day.
1. I wonder if/when/how the Bachelor people are going to announce who they want to be on the show.
2. I REALLY should have slept longer last night.
3. I can't wait to go home and organize me closet, it's driving me nutty.
4. Bear Lake Sean watches history channel and not Bachelor. Wierdo.
5. It took ONE month for a check to clear my account. That's way too long, which is why I hate checks.
6. I bite my cheek, ugliest thing in the world.
7. I don't really love my hair cut right now, and need a hair consultation.
8. I don't at all feel like being nice to members today or making fake-nice-small-talk.
9. I had a member today who smelled like he just gutted a fish.
10. ..and my station still smells like it.
11. I got a 95% on my test for Anatomy and am T.H.R.I.L.L.E.D.
12. Texting is my vice.
13. I really want to shower and paint my nails tonight.
14. Sometimes I don't at all like to pretend to be nice.
15. And other times I really don't like to be mean.
16. I don't like when people come to the bank and don't have their stuff ready to transact.
17. I want to move, out of Utah. ASAP.
18. I would like to meet people who don't think marriage at 19 is a necessity.
19. My certificate matures in August and I'm really excited to pay off some student loans.
20. I know nothing about politics, government, military or worldly things.
21. ..and I don't watch the news.
22. Somethings smells like fish.
23. I have a love/hate relationship for mom's who are too into their daughters life.
24. Wakeboarding is a serious workout and my whole body hurts.
25. I could probably eat 15 ears of corn right now.
26. Bachelorette finale the other night: Ed or Kiptyn?
27. ...Ed.
28. I miss my rockstar glasses. If you have them, bring them back.
29. New addiction: Ruby and her weightloss journey. Channel 60.
30. ...Is that how you spell Channel?
31. I bite my cheek real bad when I'm deep in thought.
32. I have a hard time keeping one hair style for very long.
33. My new thought on my wedding day: fly 10 close family and friends to Hawaii and get married on the beach.
34. Anatomy is almost over, thank god.
35. I'm real burnt out on Anatomy.
36. ..and school in general.
37. Summer semester might have been a bad idea.
38. ...or a really great idea since I have an A in Anatomy.
39. 30 more minutes until work is over.
40. I could go for a tan, a bubble bath and some Bachelorette.
41. ..and corn.
42. I wonder what my co-workers, who don't blog, do all day.
43. I hate texts that don't have punctuation.
44. Or txts dat r spld dmb.
45. Bear Lake Sean texts like that.
46. I held intestines in my hand the other day.
47. Yesterday, I went outside and back in the wake while wakeboarding. HUGE milestone.
48. I'm just about ready for gators and 360s.
49. ...kidding.
50. I really would like to move out of Utah.
51. Don't even think I'd miss it.
52. I pop my neck, knuckles, back, hips, knees, elbows, and toes all the time.
53. Sometimes when I'm walking I count my steps.
54. And I color code my closet.
55. I hate when poor people don't budget their money and then complain when they are poor.
56. I also hate when rich kids have parents who pay for everything and the kids don't learn to budget their own money.
57. My eyelids are getting real heavy and I still need to study 2 chapters tonight.
58. I get so happy when people pay off their credit card/line of credit. Even strangers.
59. The longest I've had fake nails is 5 days, and then I rip them off like a psycho woman.
60. I think it's wierd that people my age are married and having babies.
61. My most favorite thing is when people play with my hair.
62. ..and by people, I mean Sam.
63. 15 more minutes of work.
64. I don't do bad things, strictly because I'm afraid of Karma.
65. I wish I had a dollar everytime someone asked me to "connect the dots" on my arm.
66. I used to be fluent in Sign Language.
67. ...and then forgot a LOT of it.
68. I get irritated by people who mumble.
69. And people who talk out loud to themselves while doing a task.
70. I dislike talking on the phone usually, because I can't hear good.
71. ..but I could text like a mad woman.
72. My mom is 52 years old and texts.
73. My grandpa is 92 and E-mails.
74. 10 more minutes of work.
75. Grumpy people really chap my ass.
76. Chap my ass is my new favorite saying.
77. I'm a hungry, hungry, hungry hippo.
78. 8 more minutes of work.
79. I'm torn. Do I study then watch Bachelorette or watch then study?
80. Or, option C. Don't study at all. ;)
81. I love when big trucks come in the drive thru, makes my day.
82. Or big blue buses like we had earlier.
83. Where have all the cowboys gone?
84. ...random, but that song was just on the radio and I'm struggling to come up with 100 things.
85. I hate, hate, hate, hate when people plug my nose.
86. My sister used to do it when I was younger and yell "hard boogers!"
87. She'd be embarrassed if she knew I told that.
88. My favorite thing is new followers.
89. ..and I got one today.
90. I also like when I run into people and they ask about Bear Lake Sean and say "Oh, I read your blog."
91. AND, my most favorite is when strangers read my blog. That makes me feel like a famous person.
92. I have been saying all summer long I'm going to start doing crunches.
93. I think I've maybe done 30 crunches total, all summer.
94. After people get married, my first thought is "you're no longer a virgin."
95. Even people who I know weren't a virgin before they got married.
96. I used to want to be a sex therapist when I was younger.
97. Sex is hilarious to me and SO fascinating to me.
98. Wow, I'm almost at 100. I can't end my post about sex.
99. I'm STOKED to start my CNA job and get rolling on my nursing career.
100. I think I'm really great.

1982.

80's dancing, overall, was a hit. Free drinks and tight purple pants. How could you possibly go wrong?

High School Drama.

Sometimes I run into people I went to high school with and I know them, know their name, know who they hung out with and pretty much their DNA ...'cept I don't say "hey" because I don't think they know me and I don't want to be the creepy stalker girl from high school.

And then I got to thinking, what if they really do know me and I don't say "hey" and they think I'm some stuck up girl who doesn't know anyone from high school.

What do I do? Say "hey" and risk them not knowing who the H I am, or don't say anything and have them think I'm a stuck up B.
Rough life.

Snooze Fest.

Is it just me, or has my blog gotten really boring lately? Like..really boring. Sean, school and something else lame. That's my life, that's my blog.

Last night, with the Marine boys at Brewski's one of them asked how old I was and I made the mistake of asking that lame "how old do I look?" question and got pretty burned. His response: 25. Holy shit. TWENTY-FIVE? And then he comes back with this number, "you don't look 25, you just act more mature."

For a minute I was really stoked and on my high horse about being really responsible and mature. And then I remembered I was at Brewskis and I'm 22 years old and I should be wild and crazy and doing body shots like a normal 22-year-old.

Guys, let's be honest. Am I old and boring?

"He's a MARRRRINNE." (Name that Show.)

First time at Brewskis with Sam and Kalee, so amazing.
1500 boys show up, turns out they are Marines. One does a body shot off Sam, and I somehow talk the drunkard into paying for our whole tab.

LOVE it.
Hoooo-rahhh.

Are you KIDDING me?!

I don't want to study or do anything except watch this, 10000 times over and over.
Janine and Jason - If it Kills Me. (Wish I knew how to upload movies.)

Birds and Bees.

Text conversation with Sam:

Me: I don't understand the NuvaRing. It looks like a little tiny piece of plastic but somehow releases hormones to make your body think you're pregnant. Boggles my mind.

Sam: I don't understand ANY birth control. If my body thinks I'm pregnant, why am I not growing a little baby?!

Uh, am I going to have to be the one to give her the birds and bees talk?

Check, Check. 1...2..3.

It really dislike when a check takes 2+ weeks to clear, especially if it's made out for 78.00.

The end.

BIG news.

I'm a girl:
...who sits in the sink to do her make-up.
...who is a afraid of the dark.
...who sends, on avearage, 5000 texts per month.
...who has a tatttoo.
...who eats shrimp salad for breakfast.
...who goes to bed at 8:00 when I'm tired.
...who paints her nails once a week.
...who takes 45min-1 hour long showers.
...who doesn't eat very healthy.
...who sees the good in all things and people.
...who does lousy on tests, even if studying for hours.
...who never ever ever ever drives the speedlimit.
...who isn't afraid to pick wedgies in public.
...who cusses like a sailor.
...who gets my feelings hurt.
...and cries during all circumstances and all feelings.
...who budgets my money like a financial advisor.
...who sometimes can't tell time on a face clock.
...with a really loud, really embarrassing laugh.
...who likes to cook, clean and organize.
...who has never had her heart broken.

I'm a girl, who is trying out to be on the Bachelor.
...and a girl who hopes she makes it.

Before and After.

Before and After.

...Remember this post? Well, I got bored of the long do.

And when I get bored, I make a change.

Heart Breaker, got the Best of Me.

Josh #1 and I were together for one year. His family was amazing and were all very close. Nothing came between them, and no one let the other get hurt. When Josh and I were together, his Dad introduced me to people as his daughter-in-law. They thought I was the one.
-------Fast foward 3 years.
His dad and sister come into my work with dad's new girlfriend. He introduces me as "Josh's heartbreak" and "Josh's love of his life". We play catch up, I help them with their transaction and tell them it was good to see them. Dad starts tearing up and tells me "Come back." I tell him to please not cry or else I'm going to tear up too. Sister tells me I make the whole family tear up and my heart breaks a little bit.

So it's been probably 4 hours since they came in, and I still feel like a big asshole. Like I somehow let them down by ending things with Josh #1. Like I'm the big mean girl that broke poor Josh's heart and, just for the record, that's not how things went down.

BLEH.

My Kind of Fantasy.

My new favorite thing: When I find blogs that I get totally and completely lost in, make me forget that I'm at work, and put a huge smile on my face. [-Experiment in Poverty, Rockstar Diaries]

Making a List, Checking it Twice.

I'm big on lists, especially when I'm stressed. It helps calm me and helps my brain relax. I think about things over and over and over and over until I write it down.

I make to-do lists for: my homework, the day, the month. I have a list of everyone I've kissed. I keep a calendar and write down what I did for that day. I have a list of things I want to buy for my home, someday.

List. List. List. List.

So when I feel like my world is crashing down and I can't possibly handle anymore things to do, say, feel, think about...I make a list. With two columns.
One side: all the things I'm worried about. Other side: how I can fix it.
If it can't be fixed, I scratch it off the worry column and I forget about it.

Works.
like a.
charm.