Monday, July 27, 2009

100.

100 things I think about, all throughout the day.
1. I wonder if/when/how the Bachelor people are going to announce who they want to be on the show.
2. I REALLY should have slept longer last night.
3. I can't wait to go home and organize me closet, it's driving me nutty.
4. Bear Lake Sean watches history channel and not Bachelor. Wierdo.
5. It took ONE month for a check to clear my account. That's way too long, which is why I hate checks.
6. I bite my cheek, ugliest thing in the world.
7. I don't really love my hair cut right now, and need a hair consultation.
8. I don't at all feel like being nice to members today or making fake-nice-small-talk.
9. I had a member today who smelled like he just gutted a fish.
10. ..and my station still smells like it.
11. I got a 95% on my test for Anatomy and am T.H.R.I.L.L.E.D.
12. Texting is my vice.
13. I really want to shower and paint my nails tonight.
14. Sometimes I don't at all like to pretend to be nice.
15. And other times I really don't like to be mean.
16. I don't like when people come to the bank and don't have their stuff ready to transact.
17. I want to move, out of Utah. ASAP.
18. I would like to meet people who don't think marriage at 19 is a necessity.
19. My certificate matures in August and I'm really excited to pay off some student loans.
20. I know nothing about politics, government, military or worldly things.
21. ..and I don't watch the news.
22. Somethings smells like fish.
23. I have a love/hate relationship for mom's who are too into their daughters life.
24. Wakeboarding is a serious workout and my whole body hurts.
25. I could probably eat 15 ears of corn right now.
26. Bachelorette finale the other night: Ed or Kiptyn?
27. ...Ed.
28. I miss my rockstar glasses. If you have them, bring them back.
29. New addiction: Ruby and her weightloss journey. Channel 60.
30. ...Is that how you spell Channel?
31. I bite my cheek real bad when I'm deep in thought.
32. I have a hard time keeping one hair style for very long.
33. My new thought on my wedding day: fly 10 close family and friends to Hawaii and get married on the beach.
34. Anatomy is almost over, thank god.
35. I'm real burnt out on Anatomy.
36. ..and school in general.
37. Summer semester might have been a bad idea.
38. ...or a really great idea since I have an A in Anatomy.
39. 30 more minutes until work is over.
40. I could go for a tan, a bubble bath and some Bachelorette.
41. ..and corn.
42. I wonder what my co-workers, who don't blog, do all day.
43. I hate texts that don't have punctuation.
44. Or txts dat r spld dmb.
45. Bear Lake Sean texts like that.
46. I held intestines in my hand the other day.
47. Yesterday, I went outside and back in the wake while wakeboarding. HUGE milestone.
48. I'm just about ready for gators and 360s.
49. ...kidding.
50. I really would like to move out of Utah.
51. Don't even think I'd miss it.
52. I pop my neck, knuckles, back, hips, knees, elbows, and toes all the time.
53. Sometimes when I'm walking I count my steps.
54. And I color code my closet.
55. I hate when poor people don't budget their money and then complain when they are poor.
56. I also hate when rich kids have parents who pay for everything and the kids don't learn to budget their own money.
57. My eyelids are getting real heavy and I still need to study 2 chapters tonight.
58. I get so happy when people pay off their credit card/line of credit. Even strangers.
59. The longest I've had fake nails is 5 days, and then I rip them off like a psycho woman.
60. I think it's wierd that people my age are married and having babies.
61. My most favorite thing is when people play with my hair.
62. ..and by people, I mean Sam.
63. 15 more minutes of work.
64. I don't do bad things, strictly because I'm afraid of Karma.
65. I wish I had a dollar everytime someone asked me to "connect the dots" on my arm.
66. I used to be fluent in Sign Language.
67. ...and then forgot a LOT of it.
68. I get irritated by people who mumble.
69. And people who talk out loud to themselves while doing a task.
70. I dislike talking on the phone usually, because I can't hear good.
71. ..but I could text like a mad woman.
72. My mom is 52 years old and texts.
73. My grandpa is 92 and E-mails.
74. 10 more minutes of work.
75. Grumpy people really chap my ass.
76. Chap my ass is my new favorite saying.
77. I'm a hungry, hungry, hungry hippo.
78. 8 more minutes of work.
79. I'm torn. Do I study then watch Bachelorette or watch then study?
80. Or, option C. Don't study at all. ;)
81. I love when big trucks come in the drive thru, makes my day.
82. Or big blue buses like we had earlier.
83. Where have all the cowboys gone?
84. ...random, but that song was just on the radio and I'm struggling to come up with 100 things.
85. I hate, hate, hate, hate when people plug my nose.
86. My sister used to do it when I was younger and yell "hard boogers!"
87. She'd be embarrassed if she knew I told that.
88. My favorite thing is new followers.
89. ..and I got one today.
90. I also like when I run into people and they ask about Bear Lake Sean and say "Oh, I read your blog."
91. AND, my most favorite is when strangers read my blog. That makes me feel like a famous person.
92. I have been saying all summer long I'm going to start doing crunches.
93. I think I've maybe done 30 crunches total, all summer.
94. After people get married, my first thought is "you're no longer a virgin."
95. Even people who I know weren't a virgin before they got married.
96. I used to want to be a sex therapist when I was younger.
97. Sex is hilarious to me and SO fascinating to me.
98. Wow, I'm almost at 100. I can't end my post about sex.
99. I'm STOKED to start my CNA job and get rolling on my nursing career.
100. I think I'm really great.

2 comments:

Kell and Haylee said...

WOW! That's impressive... I'm so happy to know the mind of Callie while slacking at work. :) JUST KIDDING! You're my #1 teller! I will miss you!

Anonymous said...

oh my hell callie i freakin miss you so much! you are stinking hilarious and i love that you came up with 100 things in a half hour! you rock my socks like seriously!!