Monday, July 13, 2009

Birds and Bees.

Text conversation with Sam:
Me: I don't understand the NuvaRing. It looks like a little tiny piece of plastic but somehow releases hormones to make your body think you're pregnant. Boggles my mind.
Sam: I don't understand ANY birth control. If my body thinks I'm pregnant, why am I not growing a little baby?!

Uh, am I going to have to be the one to give her the birds and bees talk?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Pretty sure you were the first one to give me that talk... and lets consider you the only one since my dads talk wasn't very helpful.
"Sam, on your cruise don't let any boys put their fingers in your belly button?" Me: "huh? Daddy what are you talking about?"
Dad: "When you say that's not my belly button they'll say that's not my finger."
Um... SO not helpful.